+The Diary Of Horace Wimp
Monday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though
he'd say he was sorry, he'd have to hurry out the bus.
Tuesday: Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he
could care for, and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
CHORUS:
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Then a voice from above said --
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan."
Wednesday: Horace met a girl, she was small and she
was very pretty, he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
Thursday: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street
tomorrow evening, his head was reeling,
when she said "Yes O.K."
Chorus.
Friday: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe they
could marry, when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
Sunday: Everybody's at the church, when Horace
rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
for the rest of my life." and she did.
Chorus.
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Jeff Lynne
Musical Chord: B flat